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April Fools Safety Instruction.

Oh, April 1st, what a perfect day to fool around!
But in spite of Aprils Fool day fun I consider it as one of the most dangerous days of the year. It demands lots of caution. There are always those who’re aware of it and those who’re not. So, how to be safe and prepared for it?

Instruction #0.

First of all, you must be aware of this day and be maximally attentive. Don’t trust anyone. That’s when your friend can be someone you don’t expect him to be. You’re very unlikely to be a winner of some lottery or chosen to save the world. Whatever happens, check it at least twice. Are you still you? All right.

Instruction #1.

If it’s too hard for you to be more attentive then just try to keep away from everyone until next day. If you’re careful enough and know where to hide you’ll be safe.

Everyone’s got some plans to do alone, away from the world.. away from cakes on chairs, nails in bed, scary calls, weird surprises and explosions. Perfect safety. Nothing falls on you, nobody makes you wonder about the truth of their words. And, definitely, you’re not running to save the world.
If you’re one of those jokers who does crazy things for April 1st then you’re dangerous. Follow this instruction too – hide away from people.

Instruction #2.

Be careful with people’s biggest phobias. This is just not safe – neither for the one who’s scared nor for the joker. Following reaction on this will be unpredictable. If you chose this kind of a joke then you must be prepared. You’d better know your friend well enough before you do this.

Instruction #3.

To be safe try not to joke about something too serious. For example, love or death. Even if you remember what date it is, once you’re told about something as big as these things you forget everything else. And that’s the danger. You’re caught. The joker leaves you weaponless and makes you believe.

If you still can help you’ll do anything to save someone. The problem here is that someone can be truly in a big danger or dying… of love towards you.
Love and Death are everlasting topics. Toying with them is like toying with tigers. If you’re playing Death then you’re truly risking your life once your joke is discovered. Because it’s cruel. If you’re playing Love the same thing happens.

Instruction #4.
Be careful with jokes about something waited for a long time. It’s so great to get something you’ve been longing for… but, Jesus, how horrible it is to realize your dream is even further from you, after all! -__-”

Instruction #5.

And, the most important rule of safety is to try hard not to hurt anyone physically. Do your best once you choose this kind of a joke. Make sure it doesn’t kill. Also, remember about physics. It works 24/7.

The best thing to do for the April Fools or any other day is to laugh and smile. Then your day is even more likely to be happy.

Have fun!